Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Sue Sylvester Quotes
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."
I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
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