Susan Mayer Quotes
Season 8, Episode 23: "Finishing the Hat"
Susan: It's funny. Some people never get to know the folks next door. They share a fence and nothing else, and we shared everything. How did we get to be so lucky?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan: Did you see those legs? How could you not want to be married to those legs?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 22: "Give Me the Blame"
Susan: I'm sorry. I've never been good with ass comments.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 21: "The People Will Hear"
Susan: Killers don't wear aprons.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 17: "Women and Death"
Susan: I don't know how to tell people what kind of man Mike was... what kind of father, husband and friend he was. I just never thought I would have to sum up his life before he was done living it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "The Art of Making Art"
Susan: Perfect! My best gay. Who else better to practice on? Good morning, Lee!
Lee: This is Bob's mother. OH MY GOD!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "Secrets That I Never Want to Know"
Gaby: I'm worried about you. First, you stop talking to your friends. Now, you're wiggin' out at a rat funeral. You're making me nervous.
Susan: Well, I'm sorry I'm not handling accessory to murder as well as the rest of you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan: We're not criminals. We drive carpool.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Come on Over for Dinner"
Susan: Living away from you guys has been hard on me. Because sometimes when friends live apart, they sometimes grow apart, too. But, no matter how busy or how crazy our lives are, something always seems to happen to bring us back together. And that started tonight with this dinner. May we have many, many more.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Then I Really Got Scared"
Susan: I promise no feather duster and no purple bra.
Principal Hobson: And no bustier... Nice talking to you.
• Rating: Unrated
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