Susan Mayer Quotes
Season 8, Episode 5: "The Art of Making Art"
Susan: Perfect! My best gay. Who else better to practice on? Good morning, Lee!
Lee: This is Bob's mother. OH MY GOD!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "Secrets That I Never Want to Know"
Gaby: I'm worried about you. First, you stop talking to your friends. Now, you're wiggin' out at a rat funeral. You're making me nervous.
Susan: Well, I'm sorry I'm not handling accessory to murder as well as the rest of you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan: We're not criminals. We drive carpool.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Come on Over for Dinner"
Susan: Living away from you guys has been hard on me. Because sometimes when friends live apart, they sometimes grow apart, too. But, no matter how busy or how crazy our lives are, something always seems to happen to bring us back together. And that started tonight with this dinner. May we have many, many more.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Then I Really Got Scared"
Susan: I promise no feather duster and no purple bra.
Principal Hobson: And no bustier... Nice talking to you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 19: "The Lies Ill-Concealed"
Mrs. McCluskey: You should go over and talk to Paul. I'll watch M.J.
Susan: Oh, I can't do that. He might be in the middle of something.
Mrs. McCluskey: Or he might be hanging from the showerhead. Do me a favor and check because if he's dead in there, I live downwind.
• Rating: Unrated
Mrs. McCluskey: So, post-transplant sex, huh? If it's as good as my post-cancer sex, you're in for a treat.
Susan: Fingers crossed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 18: "Moments in the Woods"
Susan: So, you're trying to tell me that it is random.
Roy: I'm trying to do anything I can to get you to stop crying, honey. You're on a lucky street. Who knows why? Just enjoy it.
Susan: But, what happens when my luck runs out? I know - Why ask?
Roy: Why ask?
• Rating: Unrated
Susan: Look at me! I should buy a lottery ticket right now.
Bree: Yes, you should. Then, you should "eat it!"
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 16: "Searching"
Mike: You're dying, and there's not a damn thing I can do about it. Like I'm sorry, but it feels like you're getting ready to say goodbye like you're bailing on me.
Susan: Bailing? I am fighting. I am scared. I don't know what's going to happen but I am fighting my ass off. I want to see MJ graduate. I want to grow old with you, and I want all of that. But in the meantime, I'm going to enjoy every moment of every day.
Mike: Let's get out of here.
Susan: Hey. Lean on me. I'm a lot stronger than you think.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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