Favorite Tabitha Wilson Quotes
Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
Debbie: Eat a pig in a blanket.
Tabitha: What does she mean by that? Is that some sort of Kansas-style vulgarity?
I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones
Tabitha: Tou could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you
Debbie: Tabitha, I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Tabitha: That's okay, I won't remember it in the morning
Tabitha: Harry, it's my pool and I'm gonna do what I want when I want.
Harry: Did I miss a segue here?
Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.
Tabitha: Now I have to reconfigure all my maths. Dixon, if I want to be... 54, how old do I have to say I was when I had your father now that he has a 25-year-old son he conceived when he was 18?
Dixon: Eleven.
Tabitha: Hum... that's a little unseemly.
I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.
Believe me, dear, when the topic of discussion is money, drinking always helps
I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
