I don't know anyone smarter than I am.

So we would be acquiring the home of a convicted felon?

Anything is possible Mr. Bray, except finding affordable housing in the District of Columbia.

Do I ask you questions about Daisy?

Booth

Seriously, you didn't know how that was gonna end?

Booth

You lied to me! I could have missed this!

Mother nature is not real.

Unlike you I trust my partner to take care of himself.

Brennan: You think you have to right to control me because I'm carrying your progeny.
Booth: Can't we just call her our daughter?

Brennan: Brennan.
Booth: And Booth, so speak English.

Brennan: Dad!
Max: He was gonna run I saw it in his eyes..

That's my muffin at work!

Brennan (as Wanda)

Bones Quotes

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Brennan

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones