Bones

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Brennan: What have you done?
Hodgins: Baking soda. It's not just for cooking any more.

You're gonna be a good uncle, Booth.

Don't stop trying, Dr. Wells. Second best can be good enough for many people.

Brennan: That must have been very difficult for him. It took me years to process the fact that my parents left me.
Booth: Right. But your parents left to keep you safe. Not to save their own skin.

Brennan: Dr. Wells, I often find you to be a real pain in my ass.
Wells: Wow. If I wasn't so shocked, I might be offended.

Brennan: Well, I believe the expression is "bring it on over," Dr. Wells.
Wells: No. The expression is "bring it on." There's no over. But, okay.

Brennan: I would thank a god if I believed in one.
Booth: Then I'll do it for you.

No matter what the anthropological reasons, we fight to make the world a better place.

Angela: Sweetie, I'm sure he's sweating bullets.
Brennan: That's impossible to do.

You're of no use to me if your cancer returns and you die, Mr. Brey. I can manage until you come back.

Brennan: Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
Booth: Right, and you're a genius. Alright? So, don't say stupid things.

Tess is a forensic novelist who has no comprehension of forensics.

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Bones Quotes

Bones: My IQ is quantifiably higher than yours.
Booth: You know what, you're the brains of the outfit.
Bones: You have your strengths, Booth.
Booth: Well, I try
Bones: Trying is one of your strengths.

Max: I'm sure you know how happy I am for both of you and Booth, it's my fatherly duty to tell you that if you do anything to hurt my little girl, I'll kill you.
Booth: Thanks, Max, for all of this.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones