Teresa Lisbon Quotes
Season 5, Episode 22: "Red John's Rules"
Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 21: "Red and Itchy"
Lisbon: For once in your life Lisbon don't be the voice of reason be the voice of wrath.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rigsby: Why hide something in Tupperware?
Lisbon: I don't know. Keep it fresh.
Van Pelt: Nothing stays fresh for nine years.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisbon: Well, if you're going to get in a gun fight it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 20: "Red Velvet Cupcakes"
Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisbon: We've got a case. You can deal with Red John later.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 19: "Red Letter Day"
Cho: His alibi relies on the account of a bunch of drunks.
Lisbon: Real drunks or ole timey pioneer drunks that are getting paid by the hour?
• Rating: Unrated
Jane: Don't you think it's odd, Homeland Security's fascination with a California serial killer?
Lisbon: Everything about Bob Kirkland is odd. You can add that to the list.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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