The Mentalist

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The mentalist

You're so twisted up in your own dishonesty that you have no idea how to act like a decent human being.

You don't give a damn about what I want or need. I am just a convenience for you. You use me. It's all about you.

Jane: You're moving to a new state with a man. Basically you're getting married, in effect. Lucky you've had all that time to get to know him. Weeks and Weeks.
Lisbon: Months.
Jane: A month even.

Since when am I a target of one of your cons?

Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

Lisbon: Remember, Jane is a psyhic.
Abbott: A pretend psychic. If you haven't told him, chances are he doesn't know.

You are a terrible liar. I like that in a man.

Check you out. Good looking and helpful.

When you're FBI people tend to give you what you want.

Jane: I slept at the compound.
Lisbon: With the peanut butter people?

Jane: It's just like a stakeout of old. You skeptical and grumpy. Me confident and cheerful.
Lisbon: You're only being cheerful to irritate me.

Jane: I guess we need to think outside of the box.
Lisbon: That's always a bad sign.

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The Mentalist Quotes

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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