Thirteen: I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.
House: Not that much.

Thirteen: You're married?!
House: You were gone so long. Green card.

Dr. Chase: Cake? Taub thought we should have a little party to see you off properly. He gets sentimental about these things.
Thirteen: I never should have flashed him.

Thirteen: I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
House: Your life is awesome.

So, is she as bendy as she looks?

House: Wilson's not like us. He cares too much about people and their feelings.
Thirteen: Thanks for the compliment.

If you wanna be King, sometimes you need to be willing to take what's yours.

Thirteen: Pig order with a side order of sphincter.
Taub: I think they call that breakfast in Australia.

Just tell them you're a time-traveler or something. If we're at a [renaissance fair], we might as well enjoy it.

Thirteen: Dare. But no nudity.
Wilson: Yes, nudity. I want you to show your breasts to Taub.

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen: What now?
Wilson: Truth or dare?
Thirteen: No! You don't wanna mess with me.

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy