Dr. Foreman: Well, it's take us just over an hour to prove that she has a very boring subconscious.
House: Anyone ever tell you you can be a real buzzkill?
Chase, Taub, and Thirteen: Yes.

Thirteen: Cuddy has a soft spot for smart girls, and they don't start drinking until second semester, senior year.
House: So either you think that smart women look out for each other, which means you're an idiot, or you think Cuddy's not smart, which means... well, I guess it's the same both ways.

Please don't define my entire gender based on one night.

Thirteen: No one's going to risk their life to save hers.
House: Man, one false accusation from a psychopath, and you turned out to be a real bummer.

Even when you try to do something nice, you sound like a jerk.

Thirteen [to Foreman]

She can understand love and pain and empathy, but she can't feel them at all. She's a psychopath.

Chase: How long are we gonna keep lying to him?
Thirteen: Until it's no longer fun.

Thirteen: So now he's not just a drug dealer, he's a cocaine user?
House: He seemed peppy.

Thirteen: We all want the same things: love, forgiveness, chocolate.

Thirteen: Your life happy about that?
Taub: She's happy to cut back on some things... like sex.

Thirteen: Thanks.
Dr. Wilson: You're welcome. For what?
Thirteen: For thinking I was worth breaking the law to keep around.
Dr. Wilson: That's just the way I am. But still don't now what you're talking about.

Thirteen: Stay out of my life.
House: Okay.
Thirteen: I know you canceled my reservation. You obviously saw me log on when you were spying on me at the coffee shop.
House: I was talking to you. I was spying on the MILF in the running shorts.

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy