Toby Flenderson Quotes
Season 9, Episode 12: "Customer Loyalty"
Toby (to Nellie): You never stop surprising me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Toby (to Nellie): Not everybody has what we have.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 9: "Dwight Christmas"
Toby: I would start at the beginning, but I think I need to go farther back.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "The Whale"
Toby: Smile if you love men's prostates.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? A pregnant Helen Mirren.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Toby: Every Halloween I tell him the same thing; you can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing; as soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Toby: Why would you need relocation if you already live in Scranton?
Ray Romano: Well I'd wanna move further away, ya know. Don't want any chance to run into my co-workers outside the office.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.
• Rating: Unrated
Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 7: "Christening"
Toby [to God]: Why you always gotta be so mean to me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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