Hey, Sarah, using a dating service is not an announcement to the world that you are a loser. It's a signal flare to the world that you're ready for love

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• Added: March 25, 2009

Tom: We can't do this. Choosing which one of us will take you tonight has really been hard on our friendship.
Hector: It's like Sophie's choice, only the kids have to decide

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• Added: February 17, 2009

I'm just saying, if you're concerned about the gay rumor, might want to cut down on your dates with lesbians

Tom [to Sarah]

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• Added: February 17, 2009