I'm saying that given the choice between standing up to a 2000 pound bull and standing up to his mother, he chose the bull.

You do not want to go to prom with a prosthetic. If one's just a little bit shorter than the other you'll be dancing in circles all night.

Wow. Look at you. The poultry whisperer.

This is officially the festival of Ryan's giant balls.

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