Toofer Quotes
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"
Toofer: He looks scared, like Lutz on an escalator.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 1: "The Fabian Strategy"
Toofer: Did you ever see a UFO up there?
Carol: No but once when I was in the Air Force I saw Mr. T in a Pizza Hut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Winter Madness"
Toofer: I went to college in Boston. Well, not in Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Black Light Attack!"
Toofer: But my biggest problem with quidditch is: If the snitch is 150 points, why does anyone bother with the with the quaffle?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "Tracy Does Conan"
Tracy: I have to be charming on Conan tonight. This is my chance to redeem myself with mainstream America.
Toofer: Okay, well. Just tell us some things about your life, and we'll try to punch it up and make it talk show-worthy.
Pete: Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy: Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom
and do her hair. Then, I'll put on a ski mask...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 2: "The Aftermath"
Toofer: He's an imbecile.
Pete: Well, he's our imbecile now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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