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Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.

This is untoward! This is not toward!

Tracy

Tracy: So GE will produce the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?
Jack: Oh no, no. GE could never make something so... unique. We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. You see, GE owns KitchenAll of Colorado, which in turn owns JMI of Stamford which is a majority shareholder of Pokerfastlane.com which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company which owns NBC outright. NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works which owns the AHP Chanagi Party Meats company of Pyongyang, North Korea... and they will make the Meat Machine.

Damn straight. I'm delightful.

Tracy

If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

Tracy

Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.

Tracy: Kenneth should have given you the code word.
Jesse: What?
Tracy: That's it!

Oh check this out! My key to the city of Gary, Indiana. Mmmm, look at this! My gold record from my novelty party song. cut to "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" music video, Tracy singing] Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.

Tracy

Tracy: I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.

Tracy: You can be a freaky-deeky and do data entry!
Liz: Sure.
Tracy: Or how about court reporting?

[sees Liz in wedding dress] Oh, no! Did a Korean person die?

Tracy: So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
Toofer: I'm doing good.
Tracy: Nah-uh. Superman does good; you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
Frank: [to Toofer] Wow, that was embarrassing for you.

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30 Rock Quotes

Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas- Avery and Jack.

Avery

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack