You're even dumber than I look.

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.

The night is young, and neither are you.

Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.

He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.

Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.

I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.

Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?

Wonderful news? The last time I said that was when my pet News learned the true meaning of Christmas. Classic Tracy. You'll miss this.

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
Liz: I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
Jack: With my eyes closed.

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz