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Tracy: [to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?
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Tracy: Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.
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Tracy: That's three! Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!
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Tracy: A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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Tracy: Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?
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Tracy: My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?
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Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
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Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
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Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
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Tracy: My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
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