Tracy Jordan Quotes
Season 6, Episode 21: "The Return of Avery Jessup"
Tracy: Siri, bring Jessica Tandy back to life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy (to Jenna): Are you crying 'cause there are no roles for actresses in their 40s?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phatom Pooper"
Tracy: My love tank is empty!
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: I think I just solved the mystery of the phantom pooper.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 19: "Live From Studio 6H"
Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "Murphy Brown Lied to Us"
Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Tracy: I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "Meet The Woggels"
Tracy: Son this isn't easy for me to say because my tongue caught what my foot has...
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
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