Tracy Jordan Quotes
Season 6, Episode 7: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 2)"
Frank: Lutz just hit on Liz.
Tracy: Bout time. The last six years has been like watching Moonlighting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 6: "Hey, Baby, What's Wrong (Part 1)"
Tracy: Let's prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! And then after we watch Fievel Goes West, we're gonna get you some action.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Today You Are a Man"
Tracy: If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three"
Tracy: Idiots aren't just strippers, or stay at home moms.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"
Tracy: You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.
• Rating: Unrated
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