Tracy Jordan Quotes
You're even dumber than I look.
Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.
The night is young, and neither are you.
Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.
He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?
Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.
Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!
We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.
Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.
I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.
Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?
Wonderful news? The last time I said that was when my pet News learned the true meaning of Christmas. Classic Tracy. You'll miss this.