Tracy Jordan Quotes
Season 7, Episode 12: "Hogcock; Last Lunch"
Tracy: You're even dumber than I look.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: The night is young, and neither are you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World"
Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "Florida"
Tracy: I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.
• Rating: Unrated
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