You're even dumber than I look.

Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.

The night is young, and neither are you.

Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you.

He's avoiding me. What am I my son's piano recital?

Dot Com: Sometimes things change.
Tracy: And yet you still say stupid stuff to me all the time.

Tracy: You should be at the airport right now picking up your chili.
Jenna: Children, Tracy.
Tracy: Children? Why the hell are you still here?!?!

We just need to have our next great roles line up, like how after E.R. Clooney had Dumb, Gay Batman.

Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.

I once played a lawyer in a movie, so I know all about winning your son's love back thanks to a magic camera.

Jenna: Ok, start from the beginning.
Lawyer: Well the plaintiff's deposition alleges that...
Tracy: No, further back. What kind of dinosaur was your grandfather?

Wonderful news? The last time I said that was when my pet News learned the true meaning of Christmas. Classic Tracy. You'll miss this.

30 Rock Quotes

Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.

Tracy

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz