Troy McClure Quotes
Season 5, Episode 21: "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Troy McClure: Hello! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: the Man With the Hydraulic Arms.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "Bart's Inner Child"
Brad Goodman: Troy. This circle is you.
Troy McClure: My god! It's like you've known me all your life!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy McClure: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement"--Brad Goodman!
Brad Goodman: Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way, I'm not happy you're still drinking. But at least you're down to one from more than fifty.
• Rating: Unrated
Troy McClure: You may remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "Marge on the Lam"
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out with Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 21: "Marge in Chains"
McClure: Are you sure it's on!? I can't hear a thing! (as the Juice Loosener clatters loudly)
Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "Duffless"
McClure: Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
Homer: Hehehe, It's funny cause I don't know him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Selma's Choice"
Troy McClure: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Troy McClure: If you ask me they're all winners. We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 23: "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
Troy McClure: That night came the Honeymoon....
Kids: Eeeeeew!
Edna: She's faking it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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