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Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can't?

I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because I'm their Messiah.

Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.

Troy [about Abed]

Hello rich people? Troy's joining you, yes I'll hold.

I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.

If we rub that, will he come out and do celebrity impressions?

Sorry about my partner. He's been on my edge ever since we switched.

Clean up on aisle busted.

Starburns: Where's the ketchup?
Troy: That doesn't make sense! Ketchup is a condiment!

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