Troy Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 17: "Basic Lupine Urology"
Pierce: I fell asleep in a sun beam.
Abed: Likely story.
Troy: Actually it is. I used to live with him. It's sort of adorable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: How did we get the short straw?
Abed: It's not a short straw. It's a hot potato.
Troy: Yeah, well, it looks pretty cold to me.
Abed: Cold or dead?.
Troy: Survey says...
Abed: We can't both do the zinger.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virtual Systems Analysis"
Troy [about Abed]: I don't want you to break his brain.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Origins of Vampire Mythology"
Troy [about Britta]: She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Digital Exploration of Interior Design"
Troy: Vice Dean Laybourne. You have a beard. And a ponytail.
Laybourne : I'm going through some stuff right now, Troy. Don't worry about it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: All difficult things are better. Like carrying a disease. Or holding a fart right now.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Contemporary Impressionists"
Troy: If you have anything else do say, say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Regional Holiday Music"
Troy: Look Abed, you know I'd do anything you did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness, we're not supposed to celebrate Christmas.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Annie: I'll be at the movies with my Bubby.
Troy: You're not taking both of them?
Annie: Well one's dead.
Troy: WHAT!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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