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Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?

Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!

Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.

Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?

Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.

Murray: Wherever there is air, we have eyes.
Troy: Gross.

Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can't?

I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because I'm their Messiah.

Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.

Troy [about Abed]

Hello rich people? Troy's joining you, yes I'll hold.

I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.

If we rub that, will he come out and do celebrity impressions?

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Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!

Annie