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I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.

Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.

Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??

Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?

Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!

Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.

Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?

Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.

Murray: Wherever there is air, we have eyes.
Troy: Gross.

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