Favorite Uncle Junior Quotes
Livia: It's not easy being abandoned, is it?
Junior: Look to yourself.
Junior: You have a lot of sense for an old girl.
Livia: No, I'm a babbling idiot. That's why my son put me in a nursing home.
Livia: I'm happy for ya Junior. I know how long you waited ta be made boss. Just don't let certain people take advantage of your good nature like they did to Johnny.
Junior: What certain people? Nobody got over on Johnny. Nobody's gonna get over on me.
Junior: I always thought you could make the pros. You could have done it. You had a swing like Joe D.
Tony: You're crazy.
Junior: What? You think I'm fucking you?
Tony: Yeah, I could barely hit .250.
Junior: That's because you didn't want it. Too busy chasing skirt. Chasing skirt, your average was .500.
Uncle Junior: I don't go down often enough.
Carmela: That's not what I hear.
If you can't get your friends jobs, what's the purpose of attaining success?
We don't run, it's embarrassing.
When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus.
