Valerie Marks Quotes
Season 3, Episode 8: "Rubbed Raw and Reeling"
Val: Good evening my peoples.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 7: "Guilt Trippin'"
Val: Aw, it is so sweet of you to take an interest in the bottom feeders of the social aquarium, but I cannot discuss other student's problems.
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Season 3, Episode 5: "Indecent Exposure"
Val: I am an expert at getting men to leave my pad.
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Season 3, Episode 3: "A Little Less Conversation"
Val: I'm gonna stop you right there J. When was the last time you had a nut in your mouth?
Jenna: It was a good question.
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Cha cha cha changes / Responsibility Irresponsible "
Val: It's gonna be okay, no one ever died getting touched by their uncle.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "Once Upon a Blog"
Valerie: We have two options: 1. You tattoo Jake's name on your arm where it's visible to the viewing public, then you beg him to stay together. He'll say yes because he's a sucker and then never get it removed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 9: "Homewrecker Hamilton"
Valerie: Two boys fighting over a girl...is a fantasy for some women. But I'm gonna have to put personal fantasies aside because as vice principal it is my job to punish boys for having those strong, sexy feelings that burst into action.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Time After Time"
Val: You should have no trouble ropin' in some frumpster like Dan.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 6: "What Comes First: Sex or Love?"
Valerie: Don't worry I won't let her know you're a hobag.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 4: "Are You There God? It's Me, Jenna"
Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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