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Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.

That’s the pot talking. I am sorry that it took me so long to get up to speed, which you might be on too, but I’m ready now. And as your friend I’m ready to help ‘cause you’re my girl.

I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.

Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.

Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and rollout the snacks! It’s a fucking party people so let’s party!

Good evening my peoples.

Aw, it is so sweet of you to take an interest in the bottom feeders of the social aquarium, but I cannot discuss other student's problems.

I am an expert at getting men to leave my pad.

Val: I'm gonna stop you right there J. When was the last time you had a nut in your mouth?
Jenna: It was a good question.

It's gonna be okay, no one ever died getting touched by their uncle.

Valerie: We have two options: 1. You tattoo Jake's name on your arm where it's visible to the viewing public, then you beg him to stay together. He'll say yes because he's a sucker and then never get it removed.

Two boys fighting over a girl...is a fantasy for some women. But I'm gonna have to put personal fantasies aside because as vice principal it is my job to punish boys for having those strong, sexy feelings that burst into action.

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