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You should have no trouble ropin' in some frumpster like Dan.

Don't worry I won't let her know you're a hobag.

Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?

I want to thank you all for coming to this required assembly.

I went full metal sequins with my outburst. Isn't that punishment enough?

I don't wanna go down. I've been there, one minute you're on top of the world, and next, you're butt-popping Meth in an abandoned warehouse with a guy named Rooster.

Jenna: Val, the cat is imaginary.
Valerie: So is my relationship!

Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!

Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa
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