Popular Valerie Marks Quotes
Val: I'm gonna stop you right there J. When was the last time you had a nut in your mouth?
Jenna: It was a good question.
I am an expert at getting men to leave my pad.
Aw, it is so sweet of you to take an interest in the bottom feeders of the social aquarium, but I cannot discuss other student's problems.
Good evening my peoples.
Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and rollout the snacks! It’s a fucking party people so let’s party!
Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.
I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.
That’s the pot talking. I am sorry that it took me so long to get up to speed, which you might be on too, but I’m ready now. And as your friend I’m ready to help ‘cause you’re my girl.
Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.
I get it, I’m an 11 in a city full of 7’s.
