Favorite Victory Ford Quotes
Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?
Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?
Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away
You don't understand I'd have to miss Wendy's Thanksgiving dinner... it's fantastic!
Wendy: If we're going to have a locavore Thanksgiving it's going to take planning..
Victory: and a BB gun. How do you get a meal out of Central Park anyway? Is there a recipe for stewed squirrel in here?
Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?
Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar
Victory: Are all these people gonna be here when we start the..
Kirby: I can send some of them home and the rest will just look at their shoes
Joe: What are you doing here?
Victory: Just mixing the perfect martini... minus the vermouth
Joe: That would make it imperfect
Victory: Why don't you taste it first?
Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older
Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me
Victory: You are going to love working from home. There's so many perks.
Wendy: Hmm?
Victory: You don't have a grumpy boss in the morning unless you haven't had your coffee
Wendy: It's a reasonable commute
Victory: Private bathroom.. Deal or no Deal is just a quick click away
