Masuka: STD panel?
Dexter: Vince, she's 12.
Masuka: I meant for you.

I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.

Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka

This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.

True warriors are humble men.

I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.

Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.

Dexter Quotes

I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties when she's falling.

Masuka

There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.

Dexter Morgan