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Dexter

Masuka: STD panel?
Dexter: Vince, she's 12.
Masuka: I meant for you.

I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.

Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka

This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.

True warriors are humble men.

I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.

Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.

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Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan
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