Masuka: STD panel?
Dexter: Vince, she's 12.
Masuka: I meant for you.

I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either

Masuka: I have two words: autoerotic mummification

We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. I have my ink, and you have your man boots.

Damn. Don't people just shoot each other any more?

Masuka

This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.

True warriors are humble men.

I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this.

Deb: You can make anything sound perverted.
Vince: It's a gift.

I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.

Dexter Quotes

I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. But then Rudy turned on the light. He flooded my memory and now I'm blind.

Dexter Morgan

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan