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Dexter

Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.

I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties when she's falling.

Dexter: I have someplace I need to be.
Vince: I also have places I need to be. Not good places; but places.

Vince: You are so boning this reporter.
Quinn: Shut the fuck up.

Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.

Vince: Anything I can do to keep that angry Irish off your ass, let me know.
Dexter: You're a good friend, Vince.

I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make me people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down.

Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.

Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.

Masuka: Step away from the incense. This is America, buddy. Freedom of religion.
Dexter: I didn't realize you were a Buddhist, Vince. Japanese are traditionally Shinto.
Masuka: Are we? Oh, whatever. I borrowed this shit off my manicurist. I need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there, too.
Dexter: 'Cause it did so much for Jesus?

Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?
Angel: Cause you're like a retarded puppy.

(While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.

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Dexter Quotes

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

Dexter Morgan

There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.

Dexter Morgan
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