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Dexter

I've almost banged so much tail at those geek fests.

We share everything. Not in a gay way.

I have a big weekend planned; as in, twins.

Dexter: How do you know so much about hammers?
Vince: Not a tool I haven't played with, my friend.

I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties when she's falling.

Dexter: I have someplace I need to be.
Vince: I also have places I need to be. Not good places; but places.

Vince: You are so boning this reporter.
Quinn: Shut the fuck up.

Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.

Vince: Anything I can do to keep that angry Irish off your ass, let me know.
Dexter: You're a good friend, Vince.

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