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Dexter

I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make me people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down.

Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.

Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion. That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.

Masuka: Step away from the incense. This is America, buddy. Freedom of religion.
Dexter: I didn't realize you were a Buddhist, Vince. Japanese are traditionally Shinto.
Masuka: Are we? Oh, whatever. I borrowed this shit off my manicurist. I need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there, too.
Dexter: 'Cause it did so much for Jesus?

Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?
Angel: Cause you're like a retarded puppy.

(While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.

Masuka: Say it.
Dexter: (sighs) You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.

(to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's fucking redonkulous.

Masuka: Hey Morgan. You wanna see something swell? Come a little closer.
Deb: And the token has spoken. Good to see you too, Vince.

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