Vince Masuka Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 2: "Finding Freebo"
Masuka: Step away from the incense. This is America, buddy. Freedom of religion.
Dexter: I didn't realize you were a Buddhist, Vince. Japanese are traditionally Shinto.
Masuka: Are we? Oh, whatever. I borrowed this s**t off my manicurist. I need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there, too.
Dexter: 'Cause it did so much for Jesus?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Our Father"
Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Morning Comes"
Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?
Angel: Cause you're like a retarded puppy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Dex, Lies, and Videotape"
Masuka: (While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "An Inconvenient Lie"
Masuka: Say it.
Dexter: (sighs) You're my daddy?
Masuka: Sounds weird when you say it.
• Rating: Unrated
Masuka: (to Dexter) I need your help, buddy. The pressure's f**king redonkulous.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "It's Alive"
Masuka: Hey Morgan. You wanna see something swell? Come a little closer.
Deb: And the token has spoken. Good to see you too, Vince.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 12: "Born Free"
Dexter Morgan: His happy place. Where he kills more than time.
Vince Masuka: Hey Dexter, better bundle up.
Dexter Morgan: I like the cold.
Vince Masuka: You know, hypothermia can easily sneak up on you.
Dexter Morgan: Yea, so can hypochondria.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "Love American Style"
Sergeant James Doakes: Morgan, what took you so long?
Vince Masuka: Playing "hide the salami" with Mr. Prosthetics?
Debra Morgan: I don't f**k and tell.
Vince Masuka: Since when?
Debra Morgan: Can we go inside? I'm kind of wet.
Vince Masuka: [going to say something witty]
Debra Morgan: Don't!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dexter Morgan: What am I even looking for?
Vince Masuka: Wait for it.
Dexter Morgan: This is a prelim. I don't have time to...
Vince Masuka: M-F**king-99
Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?
Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.
Dexter Morgan: [voice over] That's it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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