Favorite Walter Bishop Quotes
Walter: Claire, will you please man the cameras in my absence.
Astrid: Really? Claire? That doesn't even start with an A.
Security Guard: Are you Dr. Bishop?
Walter: Yes. And I'm perfectly sane.
This is exciting. You think the FBI will ever give me a gun?
Walter: Astro, are we ready?
Astrid: Just about, Wally.
Its funny. I love custard, but I hate flan. Which could be an issue of semantics. Or difficulty with the French. Which I doubt, given my near obsession with moules a la creme normande.
Just because no one has documented flying monkeys or talking lions yet hardly means they don't exist
People die, it happens. Sometimes they even die twice.
Walter: It's song lyric. Fauxlivia ruined U2 for all of us.
Nina: Fauxlivia?
Peter: That's what Walter's calling her now. Fauxlivia; as in fake Olivia.
Nina: Aah.
Walter: Astral...
Astrid: (correcting him) Astrid.
Walter: ...projection. Spirit walk!
Walter: I think I know what's happening to you. Every relationship is reciprocal, Peter. When you touch something, it touches you. It changes you. When you touched the machine, it changed you, weaponized you.
Peter: So what do we do now, Walter?
Walter: I don't know.
Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?
H.I. Worker: Can I help you guys find something?
Walter: Oh, yes. We're looking for an electric saw. Preferably variable speed with an easily replaceable blade system.
H.I. Worker: What are you cutting, wood?
Walter: Human tissue. Flesh and bone. It's more sinuous than you may expect.
Peter: It's really not that dire.
Walter: Oh, actually, potentially it's far worse.
H.I. Worker: Um, I think that the saw you're looking for is around the corner, next to the routers.
Walter: Thank you.
Peter: No need to call the police.
