Ugly Betty

Wilhelmina Slater Quotes (Page 5)

Wilhelmina: I haven't seen the inside of his apartment
Marc: Has he ever invited you?
Wilhelmina: Of course he has Marc, but he lives in Murray Hill, I'm not barbarian
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Marc: What's black and white and brown all under?
Wilhelmina: Betty!
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Wilhelmina: He gave up a romantic evening with me to trade punches with Danny Meade and hang out in a parked car
Marc: If it's any comfort, you and Conner do share a love of fine dining, capitalism, and covert late night surveillance
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Wilhelmina: Cancel whatever parade you're going to and we need to find out what the hell is going on here. Go get 'em boy
Daniel: Woof
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Wilhelmina: Marc, throw those people out of the conference room. I need to use it for the Gigi Lacoutre meeting. Actually, I'm in a good mood. I'll throw them out myself
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Wilhelmina [to Connor about cleaning up goggle tans]: All you need to know is that it's expensive, illegal, and will even out your tan lines. You're not allergic to panda are you?
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Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for
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Wilhelmina: Didn't we have an agreement to keep this out of the office?
Connor: We did. I came in here to pee
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Conner: I love the whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going
Daniel: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and she's not
Wilhelmina: Can I help it that my balls are bigger than his
Conner: God I love this woman
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Daniel: We are not going to lose to Elle again
Wilhelmina: If we do, one of you dies
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