Wilhelmina: Marc, don't just stand there like a gay flagpole, we want to celebrate. Go get something bubbly and expensive.
Marc: It's what I live for

Wilhelmina: Didn't we have an agreement to keep this out of the office?
Connor: We did. I came in here to pee

Conner: I love the whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you two have going
Daniel: It's not really a thing, it's more like I'm nice and she's not
Wilhelmina: Can I help it that my balls are bigger than his
Conner: God I love this woman

Daniel: We are not going to lose to Elle again
Wilhelmina: If we do, one of you dies

You see the way Daniel looks at her? It's like how Betty looks at a cheeseburger

Marc: You do not want to know what I had to do to get this... okay I'll tell you
Wilhelmina: No, no
Marc: But i had a really good quip!

Wilhelmina: I might as well resign myself to never having a man around
Christina: I wouldn't do that.. cause uh.. you're having a boy
Wilhelmina: Really?
Christina: Yes, Wilhelmina, you're having a little baby boy

Wilhelmina: Let's grab a drink
Christina: I'm seven months pregnant with your child
Wilhelmina: Well you can watch. I'll drink for all three of us. Come on

Wilhelmina: One of the reasons I hired you as my surrogate is for the fierce arrogance of the Scottish people. Your entire country would be insulted if I held your hand at the doctor's office. You're our Braveheart
Marc: Our brave uterus

Wilhelmina: Why do i even care what he thinks? He's just... a man.. with the most ruthlessly sharp business sense I've ever seen... impeccable fashion sense
Marc: Tantalizingly large hands...

Marc: What do we do now?
Wilhelmina [about Connor and Molly]: Nothing, there is no plan! I'm not gonna beg, if he wants to marry that do gooding gremlin, it's his choice

Wilhelmina: It's always good to have a plan B
Marc: Or a plan 34C, ha ha

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.