Wilhelmina: Someone has to teach you how to be a woman again..
Alexis: It's so frustrating.. it's like I finally got the sports car I always wanted but I forgot how to drive the stick.. only in this case it's automatic

Oh how humiliating.. my closest friends are going to be there tonight.. can you imagine how happy they'll be?

I am your black, you're mexican, let's not talk around it like a couple of dull white people

I smell a burrito

I know Daniel pays you for your "south of the border" spirit, but let's give Daniel a break

Betty: There is no one here who cares about changing the inside. They only care about fixing the outside.
Wilhelmina: What's stumpy up to now?
Betty: This concealer here, this isn't gonna change the fact that she doesn't have a house. And this-this eyeliner isn't going to bring back the people you loved. These women have lost everything and there is not enough styling gel in here to change that! (Betty walks off)
Sheila: You know what, she's right. There's not enough styling gel.

is it just me or does anyone else see the fashion elf?

Wilhelmina: This magazine will never be mine. Claire owns Mode and she'll never give it up
Marc: Who cares? In a week you'll be marrying old man liver spots and all the rest of Meade publications will be yours

[After getting his job back Marc hugs Wilhelmina from behind...]
Wilhelmina: You did not just hug me
Marc: Of course I didn't

Bradford: I found someone who loves me and I'd be a fool to let that pass me by
Daniel: Who is it?
[Wilhelmina emerges from the darkness...]
Wilhelmina: Hi Daniel
Daniel: Wilhelmina...
Wilhelmina: Call me mommy

Fabia: You must come to the ceremony. I won't be able to get married without my something old.
Wilhelmina: Oh, with the veins in your legs, you already have your something blue.

Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.