Will Gardner Quotes
Veronica: Do you love my daughter?
Will: I'm sorry?
Veronica: Because if you do it's time to stop being polite about it, You have a window, but it's closing. That schmuck of a husband of her's wants to renew their vows and I know my daughter. If she does that you're never going to pry her away from him. So, you're gonna have to move now.
Will: It's very nice to see you again.
Look, you consider being exclusive to us and I'll get you more money. But, otherwise, your freedom costs you.
I don't think I'd have that determination. So we have to win this.
Alicia: We were good together, weren't we?
Judge: How do you know this Miss Hellinger?
Will: Yes, how do you know this?
Laura: I don't your Honor. But I've caught onto Mr. Gardner's tricks.
You're pitiful. Get a pair of balls and throw a punch.
Will: You poked the bear. I asked you not to poke the bear.
Diane: Would you stop with the bear talk.
Will: What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
Alicia: I think that would look like an exceptional moment.
Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.
Diane: Did you know we have a sex offender in our mailroom? The baritone at the Christmas party.
Will: I...I can't process that right now.
Patty: You're pregnant? I am. It happens.
Will: Are you thinking of populating a small island?
Great. We have a dictator for a client.