Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.

Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?

Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

Sometimes being special sucks.

Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.

Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.

This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.

Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt