Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Will Schuester Quotes
This year, Glee club's going full Santa.
You know what you are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
You should know that there's some boy out there who's gonna like you for everything you are, including those parts of you that even you don't like... Those are gonna be the things he likes the most.
Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!
Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.
Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.
I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.
