Winston: I saw the way you were looking at her at the Embassy.
Chance: OK. This is all in your head.
Winston: Sure it is...

Winston: I come with you on these things because, you know...
Guerrero: For God's sake, get a room already.
Winston: Shut up.

Winston: How the hell you get hit by accident in a staged fight?
Chance: I don't know, zigged when I should have zagged. It happens.

Dunn: Kendrick Tailor is a wrecking machine. You guys are picking a fight with him and I'm an idiot?
Winston: Watch this.

Chance: Hey, you want to take Carmine for a walk?
Winston: No.
Chance: Neither do I, so this is how he gets his exercise.

Winston: Hey. You remember what I said about that place. They don't like strangers, so don't go up there screwing around or nothing. Just blend in and keep a low profile.
Chance: Hey, it's me!

A stripper in a tiara does not constitute royalty.

You're not as stuck as you think. There's another way.

Winston: Yeah, I've got a name that sounds like a girl's name. I also carry a 45, I got a history of disciplinary problems, and this aint my first drink today. So, you got another comment?
Chance: You can call me Connie.

Winston: Man, you see me here drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon; you really want to antagonize me about my name? What the hell's the matter with you, you got a death wish or something?
Chance: Not that I'm aware of.

Winston: Sorry Mrs. Pucci, normally we are a lot more professional than this.
Chance: No we're not.

Chance: Winston, I'm sorry for getting you into this mess. I'm sorry for whatever torture you had to endure because of me. Most of all, I'm sorry about Aunt Suzy.
Winston: Aunt Suzy? No man, not Aunt Suzy (then he shoots Winston).

Human Target Quotes

People have secrets and secrets are dangerous, so what are you keeping from me?

Christopher Chance

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Christopher Chance