You're not as stuck as you think. There's another way.

A stripper in a tiara does not constitute royalty.

Winston: Hey. You remember what I said about that place. They don't like strangers, so don't go up there screwing around or nothing. Just blend in and keep a low profile.
Chance: Hey, it's me!

Chance: Hey, you want to take Carmine for a walk?
Winston: No.
Chance: Neither do I, so this is how he gets his exercise.

Dunn: Kendrick Tailor is a wrecking machine. You guys are picking a fight with him and I'm an idiot?
Winston: Watch this.

Winston: How the hell you get hit by accident in a staged fight?
Chance: I don't know, zigged when I should have zagged. It happens.

Winston: I come with you on these things because, you know...
Guerrero: For God's sake, get a room already.
Winston: Shut up.

Winston: I saw the way you were looking at her at the Embassy.
Chance: OK. This is all in your head.
Winston: Sure it is...

Chance: So, what happened to the plane we came in on? This looks like a flying vending machine.
Winston: I'm glad you're OK.

Winston: Martin's father said the feds told him, the only way they can go there if it was a matter of national security.
Guerrero: Right.
Winston: Well, we're going to make it one.

Chance: Oh an Aunt Linda.
Winston: Uh uh, calling in the cavalry is an Uncle Dan.
Chance: No, calling in the cavalry is an Aunt Linda; I don't even know who Uncle Dan is.

Winston: All right, what the hell's going on? You heard me.
Guerrero: There's a guy out there, been looking for Chance for awhile. Just got one step closer I guess.
Winston: Who?
Guerrero: His old boss.

Human Target Quotes

People have secrets and secrets are dangerous, so what are you keeping from me?

Christopher Chance

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Christopher Chance