Zoey Barkow Quotes
Season 3, Episode 9: "Have You Met Miss Jones?"
Zoey: You have a crush on Jackie!
Lenny: She just scares me a little. Okay, a lot.
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Zoey [to Lenny]: If you go into cardiac arrest, I will kill you.
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Season 3, Episode 2: "Enough Rope"
Zoey: At this very moment, I have no desire to stab you in the neck.
Lenny: Cool!
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Zoey: It would be too much pressure to date God.
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Zoey: If you want company I'm totes avail. Totally available.
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Game On"
Zoey: Sam, I have a sensitivity question about male piercings.
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Season 2, Episode 11: "What the Day Brings"
Zoey: Are you asking me to cover for you?
Jackie: Yes.
Zoey: I've dreamt about this day."
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Season 2, Episode 10: "Sleeping Dogs"
Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.
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Zoey [to Jackie and Eddie]: Remember that time I walked in on you guys?
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Zoey: Having Lenny scares me... oh, wow, not having Lenny scares me!
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