Zoey Barkow Quotes
Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.
O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.
I think I'm pregnant.
I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.
Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?
Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.
Zoey: That's the third time you said that today.
Thor: Like your material is so fresh.
God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?
Zoey: Honesty is the best policy.
Jackie: No, it's not.
So, why do you feel as though Hollywood has such disdain for cats?
Zoey: What's larger: morbidly obese or super obese?
Zoey: You and Eddie are really cute together.
Jackie: I am not afraid to kill you in front of a priest.
Zoey: I haven't been able to go all day.
Jackie: Zoey, you can't talk to me when you're peeing.
