Favorite Zoey Barkow Quotes
If you want company I'm totes avail. Totally available.
It would be too much pressure to date God.
If you go into cardiac arrest, I will kill you.
Zoey: You have a crush on Jackie!
Lenny: She just scares me a little. Okay, a lot.
Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.
Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.
How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?
Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.
I'm not a good breaker-upper.
You want it? You gotta work for it.
Zoey: I can't believe she took the money!
Jackie: Yeah, but bullshit like that comes in all the time, clogs up the waiting room, slows everybody down. Wasn't even my 20, I got it off a dead guy in the morgue. (Zoey looks at her) Just kidding, Zoey, just kidding.
Zoey: Nights are different.
Jackie: Yes. More stab wounds, more drunks, less nutjobs, less children. Okay, you prioritize by condition. Gunshots, stabbings, cardiac arrest followed by bleeders and shallow breathers.
Zoey: Shallow breathers. Got it. What about someone who can't breath at all.
Jackie: They are already dead. They go to the waiting room.
