Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your ave...

Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!

Nixon

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Futurama Season 2 Episode 7: "A Head in the Polls"
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Farnsworth: I can't believe it. He won by a single vote.
Bender: Well it ain't my fault. I'm a non-voting felon, thank you.
Fry: Well it's not my fault either 'cause I forgot to vote.
Leela: Oh, crud. I knew there was something I meant to do today.

Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.

Morbo
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