ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarten. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense."
SAM: "Yeah... well, you cheated... you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"


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Characters:
Addison Montgomery, Sam Bennett
Episode:
Private Practice Season 1 Episode 1: "The Pilot"
Show:
Private Practice
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Private Practice Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

[asked if a husband with sexual problems still likes sex] "He's a guy and he's not dead. I'm guessing yes."

JACKSON

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Season 1 Episode 1 Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches