Private Practice Season 1 Episode 1: "The Pilot" Quotes
ADDISON: "What was that for?"
PETE: "To remind you that you’re not dried up. If you need me to remind you again... lemme know."
"I’m going to kiss you. I’m going to kiss you with tongue. I’m going kiss you so you feel it. Okay?"PETE
PETE: "What’s wrong with flirting?"
ADDISON: "What’s wrong with it? What’s wrong? What’s wrong is that I don’t have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have two eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she’s dried up? I’m the one who's dried up. I’m all barren and dried up. And I’m clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobby. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that’s what dried up women do – they do needlepoint. They don’t waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don’t waste their time telling overly personal information about their eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. I'm sorry."
PETE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: "Yeah. I, um, had a little too much surgery today. I’m good."
PETE: "You look good. You look beautiful. Sam told me I had to stay away from you because your Naomi’s friend."
ADDISON: "Stop it."
ADDISON: "You're flirting."
"There you are. I just stopped by to see how Lisa and the baby are doing."PETE
COOPER: "It's wrong?"
NAOMI: "You need to meet a grown up. You need to date someone your own age."
VIOLET: "Someone without a porny internet name and perhaps no criminal past."
NAOMI: "A nice girl."
VIOLET: "A reliable girl."
NAOMI: "Someone who you can have a relationship with."
VIOLET: "You’re a respected doctor."
NAOMI: "Go out in the real world. Meet a woman your own age and go out."
VIOLET: "Be a man."
VIOLET: "What’s the matter, Cooper?"
COOPER: "I don’t go to hookers, I don’t go to strip clubs. I meet women on the Internet. Who want to meet me. So I like them a little younger and a little dirtier. Is that wrong?"
NAOMI: "Addie, there are other options."
ADDISON: "Yeah, I know about the options."
NAOMI: "I'm so sorry. I know how much you wanted this."
ADDISON: "It's okay. I just, um, I just didn't realize that I was out of time."
"I have a great guy, I don't have a baby, because I'm focusing on my career. Then I have the other guy and I don't have his baby because he's not the great guy. And now I don't have the great guy or the other guy and I'm finally ready to have a baby but I can't. That is so... exactly what my life is."ADDISON
NAOMI: "There is no fertility potential here."
ADDISON: [sarcastically] "Ahh. Okay, this is good. This is um, this is just... perfect."
"It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."ADDISON
SAM: "Hey...you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won't talk about it."
SAM: "Ah. Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on your side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
SAM: "Woman, be quiet..."
ADDISON: "I even missed you."