Orange is the New Black

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Sophia: Why did God have to give me that stupid penis?
Sister Ingalls: I don't know. Any more than I know why he gave men nipples.


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All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.

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First girl who bags that bird gets a box of Biore strips.

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