Larry [on Jerry Seinfeld]: He's a eunuch. Yes, his testicles were cut of when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy. Phyliss: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles? Julia: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fuckin' idea
Larry: What's the guy, four years old? He's got to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus! What kind of person is that?! Cheryl: He's a fan. Larry: What does he expect to gain from such meeting? What does he think, he's gonna go over there, she's gonna be so charmed by him that all of a sudden they'll start becoming friends? They'll talk on the phone and go out to dinner together, go to the movies? What, start e-mailing each others' summer vacations? Is he out of his fucking mind!?