I'm Ross Geller, and that's, that's my boy in there. And, uh, th...

Ross: (Introducing themselves in Lamaze class) I'm Ross Geller, and that's, that's my boy in there. And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch. Susan is, um, Carol's... mmm... Who's next?
Lamaze Instructor: I'm sorry, I didn't get that, Susan is...?
Ross: Susan is Carol's, Carol's, Carol's, Carol's friend--
Susan: Life partner.
Ross: Like buddies.
Susan: Like lovers.
Ross: You know how close women can get.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Ross: Right.
Carol: It's a little complicated.
Ross: A little.
Susan: But we're fine.
Ross: Absolutely. (To another couple) So twins, ha! That's like two births... Ouch.


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Friends Season 1 Episode 16: "The One with Two Parts (1)"
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Friends Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument.
Chandler: I'm just trying to find the right moment, you know?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating.

Mr.Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: We're not doing anything. We're just sitting around talking, quietly.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep.
Rachel: You don't even have cats.
Mr.Heckles: I could have cats.

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