Sookie: It wasn't the Risotto, it was the wine. He ordered the wrong wine!
Lorelai: Oh, wow, great.
Sookie: See, in the review, he mentioned something about a Summer Tomato Salad, which I only made once in the last three weeks because Jackson of course decides to get in a fistfight with his tomato grower Okay, that's a different story.
Lorelai: Yes. Save it for Christmastime.
Sookie: So, Brian, the goateed waiter, only worked one shift last week because his girlfriend kicked him out and he had to move.
Lorelai: Celia kicked him out?
Sookie: Well, he didn't want kids.
Lorelai: But she knew that when they moved in.
Sookie: Women always think they can change men.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Sookie: So, anyhow, I checked the dates, I narrowed the date down, and I found a party that had ordered practically everything in the menu including
Lorelai: The magic Risotto.
Sookie: Yes, the Risotto and a Riesling. Ha! A Riesling!
Lorelai: Why not just drink battery acid?
Sookie: Exactly. Changes the entire flavor of the dish. And the fact that Brian even served it, makes me think Celia is a little bit better off without him.