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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.

Mike

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Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?

Snooki

A lot of guys might think I'm crazy for not wanting to [have sex with Snooki].

Vinny