Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore "Where's the Beach?" Quotes

Snooki: I'm a f**king good person!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Where's the beach?
Onlooker: It's right there. Where else would it be?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Mike: Every guy has a dream of having a threesome with two women, obviously. Maybe not with Deena and Snooki, but, um, I was going along with it only because it was a threesome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Look me in the face, and all the skeletons, lay it out right now, because I know.
Ronnie: What do you know?
Sammi: Everything
Ronnie: What is (bleeping) everything? What do you know?
Sammi: Tell me right now. Tell me.
Ronnie: Tell me what you know. I'm not (bleeping) doing this with you.
Sammi: Tell me.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Pauly: My prediction is somebody needs to carry her (Deena) out of the club tonight.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time... that's why people always get divorced.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pauly: Seaside's so beautiful! Look at the garbage!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Situation: I was lookin' for that threesome... it turned into just the D-some.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: I need a mind condom because I'm being mind f*%ked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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