Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2026. Second of all, give me your phone. You have backslider written all over you.

Schmidt

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New Girl Season 1 Episode 23 Quotes

Caroline is way hotter than that voice in my head who sounds like Tom Waits and tells me I look bad in hats.

Nick

Paul is the all-time worst crier. It's like a slow motion sneeze.

Jess