Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old, humans are going ...

Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2026. Second of all, give me your phone. You have backslider written all over you.

Schmidt

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New Girl Season 1 Episode 23: "Backslide"
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New Girl
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New Girl Season 1 Episode 23 Quotes

Paul is the all-time worst crier. It's like a slow motion sneeze.

Jess

Paul: Now I know what Bill Clinton feels like!
Jess: Now I know what Monica Lewinsky feels like!
Paul: I'm sorry I made you feel like Monica Lewinsky!

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