Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants.

Schmidt

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Paul is the all-time worst crier. It's like a slow motion sneeze.

Jess

Paul: Now I know what Bill Clinton feels like!
Jess: Now I know what Monica Lewinsky feels like!
Paul: I'm sorry I made you feel like Monica Lewinsky!