Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know w...

Perfect. I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom, the wiz palace as I like to call it.

Leslie

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Leslie Knope
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 14: "Road Trip"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old.

Ron

Leslie: Ann, everything you have is too sexy. This is actually the dress Julia Roberts wore as prostitute in Pretty Woman.

Ann: I know I look really good in it.

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