2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 20: "And Not the Broke Parents" Quotes
Caroline: Max, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Max: Don’t get all wet, you’re still at the bottom of the three-way list.
Sir, if you say another bad word about her I’m going to whoosh-whoosh you off of that chair.
Max
Girl, you need to chill.
Genet
Me in those pearls is like a monkey in baby clothes. Just plain wrong.
Max
Caroline: Can’t you go to Deke’s place without me, I’m too down in the dumps.
Max: Then what better place to be than in the dumpster?
Ain’t no party like a Caroline party ‘cause a Caroline party don’t start.
Max
You get the weed. I‘ll get the other weed.
Deke
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