Caroline: Max, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Max: Don’t get all wet, you’re still at the bottom of the three-way list.

Sir, if you say another bad word about her I’m going to whoosh-whoosh you off of that chair.

Max

Girl, you need to chill.

Genet

Me in those pearls is like a monkey in baby clothes. Just plain wrong.

Max

Caroline: Can’t you go to Deke’s place without me, I’m too down in the dumps.
Max: Then what better place to be than in the dumpster?

Ain’t no party like a Caroline party ‘cause a Caroline party don’t start.

Max

You get the weed. I‘ll get the other weed.

Deke

2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

Ain’t no party like a Caroline party ‘cause a Caroline party don’t start.

Max

You get the weed. I‘ll get the other weed.

Deke