2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 3: "And Strokes of Goodwill" Quotes
We're shopping at the Goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!Caroline
Skechers? How DARE you?Caroline
Those are not extensions!Caroline
Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!Caroline
Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?Max
Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?
You go to France you eat snails, you come here you cry.Max [about crying in Goodwill]
I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.Max
Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!