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We're shopping at the Goodwill? You led me to believe we were real shopping!

Caroline

Skechers? How DARE you?

Caroline

Those are not extensions!

Caroline

Let's get drunk in air-conditioning tomorrow!

Caroline

Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?

Max

Max: Come on, you ready to go?
Caroline: Do we have to? It's so hot outside! When did heat get so hot?

You go to France you eat snails, you come here you cry.

Max [about crying in Goodwill]

I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.

Max

Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!

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2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

I do not light up. What you're seeing is probbably radiation from the summer I collected uranium tubes by the railroad tracks.

Max

Caroline: You need to react when people cry
Max: I did! I rolled my eyes!

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